FLYING THIRD CLASS
An introduction to the section of the plane the airlines don't want you to know. (Warning - contains adult language. Proceed with #*@%ing caution.)
In advertising, one slip-up can ruin a man. Or a woman. It can ruin a person regardless of gender. But anyways...
OBAMA CAUGHT LIPSYNCING SPEECH
A story I pitched during my time as a writer for The Onion News Network.
I AM YOUR SCAB WRITER
Written as an aspiring writer/college student during the WGA strike of 2007-08.
Written circa 2003 for the Reading Eagle. An environmental polemnic that borrows quite heavily from a prominent religious text. See if you can guess which one!