In the beginning there was the heaven, the waters, and the earth.
And the earth was without garbage, and void of landfill; and dark clouds blanketed the sky not, and the waters were pristine and teeming with life. And the Sprit of Man moved upon the face of the waters on large wooden vessels.
And Man said, Let there be industry, and there was industry.
And Man saw the industry, but not that [it was] bad: and Man inflicted the industry onto Nature.
And Man called the industry Progress, and the rest he called Undeveloped. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
And Man said, Let there be a firmament of smog in the midst of the heavens, and let it destroy the ozone from the sky.
And Man made the smog, and destroyed the ozone which [was] over Antarctica: and it was so.
And Man called the firmament No Big Deal. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
And Man said, Let the waters under the heaven be thickened under massive spills of oil, and let the ocean life disappear: and it was so.
And Man called the ocean life A Nuisance; and the gathering together of the spills of oil he called Just An Accident: and Man saw not that [it was] bad.
And Man said, Let the clouds in the Sky inhibit grass, the herb yielding seed, [and] the fruit tree yielding fruit after its kind, whose seed [is] in itself, from growing upon the earth: and it was so.
And the Earth brought forth no grass, [and] no herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielded no fruit, whose seed [was] in itself, after his kind: and Man saw not that [it was] bad.
And the evening and the morning were the third day.
And Man said, Let there be artificial lights to make the night seem as day; and let them be for signs, and for buildings, and for cars, and for airplanes, and for ships, and for spacecraft, and for billboards, and for the cities:
And let them be for clouds to prevent light from giving itself upon the earth: and it was so.
And Man made two great lights; the incandescent light to rule the power-wasters, and the fluorescent light to rule the economical: [he hid] the stars also.
And Man set them in every single fixture in every building to give light into the rooms,
And to rule over the rooms, and to divide the people from the need to sleep: and Man saw not that [it was] bad.
And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
And Man said, Let the oil in the waters halt the abundant bringing forth of the moving creature that hath life, and foul [that] may fly above the earth through the dark firmament of smog.
And Man killed great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters attempted to bring forth abundantly, and every winged fowl: and Man saw not that [it was] bad.
And Man ignored them, saying, Be endangered, and decrease, and empty My waters in the seas, and let fowl fall to the earth.
And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
And Man said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, in order to slaughter it and make His hamburgers: and it was so.
And Man destroyed the beast of the earth, and made burgers, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth began to die: and Man saw not that [it was] bad.
And Man said, Let us keep Man in My image, after My likeness: and let them kill or abuse the African, Asian, Indian, Latino, Communist, Foreign, Poor, Jewish, and Muslim Man, not to mention the White, African, Asian, Indian, Latino, Communist, Foreign, Poor, Jewish, and Muslim Woman.
And so Man slaughtered his fellow Men and Women in wars, riots, murders, lynchings, genocides, bombings, terrorist attacks, car bombings, plane crashes, executions, death camps, and lack of gun control – until there were few more Men and Women left.
And the remaining Men and Women they abused with rape, alcohol, slavery, torture, politics, tobacco, drugs, and the Fox News Channel.
And Man was suddenly and unavoidably in a situation He had not foreseen; that His air was not breathable, His waters were not drinkable, His land was not without garbage, His creatures were not alive, and his fellow Men and Women have been slaughtered or abused.
And Man could not escape the sad situation until the day Man finds a way to reverse His misdeeds.
Well, how about it, Man?