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FLYING THIRD CLASS
An introduction to the section of the plane the airlines don't want you to know. (Warning - contains adult language. Proceed with #*@%ing caution.)

POLARIZATION
In advertising, one slip-up can ruin a man. Or a woman. It can ruin a person regardless of gender. But anyways...

OBAMA CAUGHT LIPSYNCING SPEECH
A story I pitched during my time as a writer for The Onion News Network.

I AM YOUR SCAB WRITER
Written as an aspiring writer/college student during the WGA strike of 2007-08.

GENESIS CORRUPTUS
Written circa 2003 for the Reading Eagle. An environmental polemnic that borrows quite heavily from a prominent religious text. See if you can guess which one!